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You:
I'm taking you home tonight.
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Them:
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You:
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Them:
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You:
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Them:
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You:
Who said that?! mustve been the wind~ no srsly. get in my van.
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Shakespeare:
"Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
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Napoleon:
"The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
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Einstein:
"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
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Mahatma Gandhi:
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
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Dr. Seuss:
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
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Greeting someone:
AYYOOO WASSUUUP
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Saying goodbye:
GOODBYE BABY GOODBYE!
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When eating:
EVERYBODY RICE EAT
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Apologizing:
SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
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Calling a cab:
MR. TAXI TAXI TAXI
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Getting excited:
HIGH HIGH, I'M SO HIGH
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When is starts raining:
OH OH OH OH HURRICANE VENUS!
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Encouraging someone:
DO IT DO IT CHU~
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Curios of something:
OH I'M CURIOUS YEAH~
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Laughing so hard:
ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO
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Shutting people up:
SO SHUT UP BOY, SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Getting a massage:
FEELS GOOD FEELS GOOD
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Threatening a person:
YOU BETTER RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
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Saying something romantic:
CAN YOU FEEL MA HEARTBEAT
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Choking:
I CAN'T TAKE MY BREATH BREATH BREATH
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Praising myself:
NAEGA JEIL JAL NAGA
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Calling a random dude:
HEY KOGI KOGI MISTER
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Confuse:
GULL I CANT EXPLAIN WHAT I FEEL
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Try to comfort someone:
BABY DON'T KEU-RAII TONIGHT
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Your friend got message:
YOU GOT A MESSEJI.
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Someone breaking your heart:
STOP STOP BREAKING MA HEART
fckyeahb2st:
The comebacks of idol groups 2NE1, B2ST, and T-ara have new, hopeful artists a little weary.
There are reports that the comebacks of these powerhouse idol groups in late June and early July do not bode well for upcoming artists. All three groups have proven themselves to be…
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Society:
Every girl is beautiful.
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Fat girls:
Really?
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Skinny girls:
Really?
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Curvy girls:
Really?
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Scene girls:
Really?
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Preppy girls:
Really?
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White girls:
Really?
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Black girls:
Really?
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Society:
Wait let me be more specific
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Society:
You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
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Girls:
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Society:
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Girls:
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Society:
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Girls:
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Society:
Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
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